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Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Ya know, the little asshole just doesn�t seem to get it. He thinks that he can tell me he doesn�t want me to be his parent and then ten seconds later he�s asking me for a ride into town, or will I sign some parental consent form. Bastard just pisses me off. So I wrote him yet another letter. Do you think this makes my position clear now? Am I vague about any part of this deal? Did I use words that are too big for his little pea-sized brain to understand? Kid, You do not seem to understand the impact of the choice you have made so let me spell it out. You say you do not want me to be your parent. You are a young man now and in a unique position where you can make that choice. Not many children can. Most kids don�t get to pick their parents. You do. And you have chosen that you do not want me to be your parent. This means that I do not have to do any of the things you don�t like. I do not have to ask you about your chores. I do not have to check up on your school work. I do not have to help you when you make mistakes. I do not have to make sure you are dressed appropriately. I do not have to make sure you behave appropriately. I also do not have to do any of the things you want me to do. I do not have to tell you how to fix whatever it is you are trying to fix. I do not have to share my internet connection with you. I do not have to give you rides around town. I do not have to sign papers for you. I do not have to help you when you ask for it. This is the choice you have made. If you are thinking it was a bad choice, it�s time to tell us that and then the three of us can make things right around here again. If you are thinking you have made the right choice, then please leave me alone. P.S. If you do decide you want me to be your parent, you cannot pick and choose how I will be a parent to you. I am not a parent buffet. You either accept that I do all the things you don�t like about parents and I do all the things you do like about parents or I do none of these things. This is how all parents are, this is the job that parents do and I don�t do half a job. Now�as to the letter from The Evil mother in law from Hell. I won�t be responding to her personally, but I do feel a niggling little need to get the poison out of me so I think I will post her letter and my response here�Interested? Listening to: kelly ripa on Letterman Smelling: toasted cheese sandwich Reading: brad metzler the zero game Mood: pms-y
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