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Naked Computing Naked Computing Yep, that�s me. Sitting naked at the computer. Why? Because there is not a snowballs chance in hell that anyone but Ms., aka my better half, is going to walk into this house. Ah, the freedom is intoxicating. The Kid�s grandmother, aka The Evil mother in law from Hell, was supposed to pick him up on the 6th. We�ve been trying to figure out why she was so set on picking him up in Kansas rather than us putting him on a plane to Nevada. We finally figured it out. TEMILFH wants to have a face to face showdown with Ms., aka my better half. Now that�s just ridiculous. Neither one of us had planned on being here. We were simply going to have a friend hang around until she�d gathered The Kid and his stuff. We have absolutely no reason to have any interaction with this woman. But all that changed Monday night. The Kid crossed the line one time too many and that was enough for Ms., aka my better half. After he told us we should just, �Shut the fuck up,� I called Nevada to make sure TEMILFH was available to meet a plane the following day while Ms., aka my better half, logged on and procured a one-way ticket to Las Vegas. So while she chauffeured butthead to the airport I did the mad cleaning thing downstairs because my mother and her husband were stopping by on their way back from Tennessee and wasn�t it just a great stroke of luck that we had an empty basement to put them up in! The plan is still for The Kid to make a choice in a couple of months. Our rules or TEMILFH�s rules. I am thinking that the five-week point is when everyone will finally drop off their best behavior and then the fur will fly. By eight weeks he�ll be begging to come home. And by then, perhaps we�ll have discovered that we just don�t want him. In the meantime, I get to see America. Ms., aka my better half, travels a lot in her career and I am planning on going with her. We�ve already scheduled South Carolina and San Antonio. �Scuse me while I go plan my sight-seeing... Listening to: oprah Smelling: rain-soaked kansas Reading: joyce maynard at home in the world Mood: relieved
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