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Spring ahead-fall on your behind Spring ahead-fall on your behind I'd say I'm ashamed that I haven't updated, but I'm not. Life in the flesh interferes with life in the Ethernet. My new computer is great, but spring beckons outside my door. Sounds romantic, huh? Yeah, spraying toxic brush killer is so, so romantic. Raking the Four Hundred Thousand Trillion Bazillion fucking leaves that fell off the trees this year leaves me moist below and breathless above. I can't possibly think of a stronger aphrodisiac than the scent of paint drying in the kitchen and dining room. Unless of course it's the aroma of the sealer I am applying to one humungous cedar-sided house... I must be fucking crazy to take on this project myself. No, not crazy. The estimates for doing the siding all came in in the $3000.00-$7000.00 dollar range. The estimate for the new lateral field so we can all shit our brains out to our hearts content came in at $3200.00. You do the math. That's a lot of money to spend at one time and since I can't dig a new shitter for us myself I guess I get stuck with the painting. I'm terrified of falling from the upper reaches of my house, but I take consolation in the fact that should I fall and die, my family will be able to hire a painter to complete the work with the death benefit from my insurance policy...
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