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Murder Most Foul Murder Most Foul You probably wonder what I've been up to all summer. Neglecting my faithful readers while I break the patterns of the past ten years and replace them with new ones. And I've even already broken one of the new patterns! I am no longer working part-time�I'm working full-time! Love my job, love the company, totally love not having to worry about medical benefits. But that's not what you came to hear, is it? You want to hear about the murder� Last night I murdered The Kid�with my bare hands. I hit him on the side of the head and kept hitting his head and shoulders until he fell, stunned, to the ground. I kicked him over and over. I stomped on his arms and his legs. I jumped up and down on his ribs. I kicked his head a few times for good measure. When I was done there wasn't an unbroken bone in his body. He was a liquid bag of skin, lying on the floor. When I walked back upstairs from the basement, Ms., aka my better half, was trying to change her clothes�with her arm in the biggest cast I have ever seen�and I wasn't the one who broke her arm! I did a happy dance about her broken arm right in front of her! It was only a dream� I think I still have some unresoved anger issues. I believe I will call my therepist and see if she can't make some time for me this week. I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that The Kid totally turned my life upside down twice or the fact that I am getting the silent treatment again� Listening to: law & order: criminal intent Smelling: scrambled eggs, waffle house style Reading: william least heat~moon prairyerth (still) Mood: apparently angry
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